OFFICIAL PORTAL · EST. WHENEVER YOU NOTICEDA fictional republic. A familiar condition. ↗
Republic of Human Confusion
PUBLIC NOTICE 001The Republic remains operational.
Its location remains under investigation.
GOVERNMENT DIRECTORY

The Ministries

Established in response to needs that may have been established by the ministries.

OFFICIAL DEPARTMENT

Ministry of Comparative Affairs

Preparing a national timetable for living. The deadline remains undetermined.

Inspect departmental activity ↗
OFFICIAL DEPARTMENT

Ministry of Validation

Investigating comparative depreciation in the Self-Worth Index.

Inspect departmental activity ↗
OFFICIAL DEPARTMENT

Ministry of Future Problems

Reviewing a dispute concluded before the other party arrived.

Inspect departmental activity ↗
OFFICIAL DEPARTMENT

Ministry of Noise

Normal activity resumed. Six seconds of quiet remain under investigation.

Inspect departmental activity ↗